One Of Those…

Super self conscience nights. Again. 

Have You Ever Had One Of Those Drives,

Where you stop off to get some gas, and you see a girl who you almost hooked up with that one time, and for a split second you think to yourself, Why didn’t I ever do that? And you realize that nothing is in the way. What really pops into your head is the fact that you don’t need her. You’re lucky as hell to have a girl so loving and caring, and someone who probably never had a V.D. in her life.

Thank you girlfriend. 

Or when the crazies say He hates us And they get so red in the head you think they’re ‘bout to choke

Did you know…

If you live in New Jersey, your nudes are online?

Just letting you know.